There’s nothing more telling than the type of smoking apparatus someone chooses. We picked five Halloween-inspired glass-blown pieces. Choose your favorite and we’ll tell you what it says about you.
Halloween-Inspired Glass Pieces
The Cutesy Pumpkin
If this is your favorite pipe, then you’re all about the glam of the season. Bring on the black cats, bobbing for apples, pumpkin patches, and costume competitions. You don’t love all the fake blood and gore that the season brings, (you’re binging Hocus Pocus, not Saw) but you want to fully participate in the season. This themed pipe goes perfectly with your pumpkin spice lattes and pie-scented candles.
There’s no shame in your game, and everyone has to admit, you look pretty good in your space cowboy costume!
The Wicked Cool Skull
If this is your favorite, then you’re into Halloween for the thrills and the chills. Your favorite seasonal activity is the haunted house; you love to watch people squirm, but all in good fun. Your costume is laid back (or maybe nonexistent) but somehow it still looks cool at the Minimal Effort underground party or festival that you find yourself attending.
You tend to think you’re above all the seasonal silliness that other people partake in. But who can blame you? You’re hardcore all year-round.
The Pink Machine of Death
Photo via scolariglass on Instagram
You’re either drowning in glitter at Beyond Wonderland and declaring your love for your best friend or you’re in the middle of a mosh pit covered in blood (and on special occasions, both). You love subverting expectations and being a little hard to figure out. Your costume varies from year to year, and you don’t have a favorite, go-to seasonal activity. It depends on your mood.
One year you might go to every Cher-themed party in the tri-state area; another you might volunteer at your local food shelter. At parties, you could be seen discussing your philosophy on Marx or making out with the lead singer. You like to keep people on their toes. After all, what’s life without a little mystery.
The Angel and The Devil
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Megan Fox and MGK are your idols. You use Halloween as an excuse to get a matching tattoo with your partner and use every costume party as an excuse to show off how in love you are. When you’re not blacking out and making out, you’re breaking up and making up.
You’ve been in an on-and-off relationship for longer than you’d care to admit. Sure, the lows are low but the highs are just too good to say goodbye to. Incidentally, these pipes provide a similar high.
Your couples’ costume is Harley Quinn and the Joker, obviously. Before you leave the house, you and your S.O. will grab your own designated pipe and inhale all the good vibes before a night of debauchery.
You don’t smoke weed; you are weed. These pipes are built to last, unlike you and this toxic relationship.
The Spooky Castle
October is an excuse to stay in, make hot chocolate with those fluffy little marshmallows, and watch every anime movie in existence. You only needed an excuse to be buried under your favorite weighted blanket.
Autumn is an ideal time for video games, snacks, TikTok, and television. You’re a bit of a couch bum, but you still make time to go outside and enjoy the changing leaves, the festival food, and the last bits of sunshine before winter rears its ugly cold head.
Despite your penchant for snacks and sleep, you’re reaching new levels every day. This winter, you’ll continue to set new high scores, both on the screen and in real life.
