Let’s be clear so there’s no disconnect, Lazy Bee Gardens’ Wifi OG strain is a potent, euphoric sativa dominant hybrid that, after just a few tokes, will get your creative juices flowing and having your brain give off all sorts of signals. Poor “wifi” puns aside, this cross breed of The White and Fire OG gives off a wonderfully pleasant high, providing a little bit of body-relaxation from The White’s indica half, and also includes a powerful and thought-provoking mental high presumably from the Fire OG’s sativa dominant side. This combination makes Wifi OG an excellent choice for laid-back situations surrounded by people you love getting high and contemplating life with (one of the oldest stoner past-times).
Grown in Methow Valley, Washington, Lazy Bee Gardens is proof that marijuana cultivated outside, when done with care and precision, can pack just as much of a punch as the lab-grown plants. I knew this to be true about the Wifi OG because before I was even able to smoke it, I noticed the number of trichomes that were falling off the flower and sticking to my fingertips. It was like the nugs had dandruff it was so abundant, which made me speed up the picture taking process because I wanted to hit it with as much kiefy-goodness as possible.
After finishing a bowl out of my pipe in about five minutes, I could feel it coming on immediately behind my eyes. The smoke wasn’t harsh at all and gave off a distinct earthy and sour taste/smell. It’s an interesting flavor that won’t crack into my favorites, but it’s not bad at all and totally worth it for the quality high it induces. It left me laughing my ass off, watching episodes of Rick and Morty I’ve already seen with some of my best friends as we discuss how underrated the genre of cartoons is in general.
If the next time you find yourself smoking is with a group of people and y’all aren’t really doing much, I strongly suggest you pick yourself up some Wifi OG and let your conversation and company be your entertainment.
Cannabinoid Breakdown
- THC: 20.16%
- CDB: 0.22%
Wifi OG Terpene Profile
- Ocimene <45%
- Pinene >10%
- Myrcene >10%
- Caryophyllene >5%
- Humulene >2%
- Limonene >2%
Where To Buy Lazy Bee Gardens’ Wifi Og
- Hashtag Cannabis Fremont
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WiFi OG Strain FAQ
What is the WiFi OG strain?
The WiFi OG strain — short for White Fire OG — is a balanced hybrid that merges Fire OG and The White, two of California’s most famous powerhouse cultivars. Known for its diesel, sour, and earthy aroma, WiFi OG delivers an energetic cerebral buzz that’s often compared to an espresso shot. It’s a favorite among artists and creators looking for a stimulating yet functional high.
Is WiFi OG more indica or sativa?
WiFi OG is typically classified as a hybrid strain, though certain phenotypes lean more sativa. Its genetics blend the uplifting mental clarity of sativa strains with the grounding relaxation of indica varieties. Expect an alert, euphoric onset followed by mild body calm — making it ideal for daytime use.
What does WiFi OG smell and taste like?
WiFi OG carries a diesel-driven aroma with layers of sour lemon, pine, and earthy spice. When smoked, it tends to reveal sweet citrus notes mixed with a peppery aftertaste. This complex flavor profile comes from its dominant terpenes: limonene, myrcene, and beta-caryophyllene.
What terpenes are dominant in WiFi OG?
The three main terpenes in WiFi OG are:
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Limonene – bright citrus zest that may promote mood elevation and stress relief.
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Myrcene – earthy, floral, and calming, potentially contributing to body relaxation.
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Beta-Caryophyllene – spicy and peppery, linked to anti-inflammatory and pain-relief properties.
Together, these terpenes shape the strain’s aroma and energizing yet balanced effects.
How strong is the WiFi OG strain?
WiFi OG is considered high-potency, with most batches testing between 22% and 28% THC. While its intensity can vary by grower and phenotype, users commonly report a fast-hitting cerebral buzz and heightened focus, followed by a gradual physical ease.
What does the WiFi OG high feel like?
Expect an uplifting, creative, and focused high that may come on quickly. Many consumers describe it as mentally energizing — the type of strain that sparks conversation or boosts productivity. It’s not typically sedating, so it’s best used during daytime or early evening hours.
What does WiFi OG look like?
WiFi OG buds range from round and chunky to thin and tapered, depending on phenotype. The flowers feature vivid green hues, fiery orange pistils, and a frosty blanket of trichomes inherited from The White. The buds break apart easily, releasing bursts of lemon-diesel aroma.
Is WiFi OG good for anxiety or stress?
Thanks to its limonene-rich terpene profile, WiFi OG may help relieve mild anxiety, stress, and low mood. However, because of its high THC content, new users should start with small doses to avoid overstimulation or racing thoughts.
Who created WiFi OG?
WiFi OG was originally bred by OG Raskal Genetics, a California breeder responsible for several modern OG crosses. The strain’s clean potency and vibrant terpene expression quickly earned it legendary status across West Coast dispensaries.
What strains are similar to WiFi OG?
If you enjoy WiFi OG, you might also like:
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Marathon OG – a strong, earthy strain made famous by Nipsey Hussle.
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Face Off OG – a heavy-hitting indica known for its potency.
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San Fernando Valley OG – bright and lemony with uplifting effects.
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OG Kush Breath (OGKB) – dense, relaxing, and gassy.
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Starkiller OG and Stashquatch – hybrids offering heavier body relaxation.
Is WiFi OG a good strain for beginners?
Due to its high THC levels, WiFi OG is best suited for moderate to experienced consumers. Beginners can still enjoy it in small doses to appreciate its creative, uplifting qualities without becoming overwhelmed.
When is the best time to smoke WiFi OG?
Most users prefer WiFi OG in the morning or daytime, before creative work, social events, or outdoor activities. It’s not ideal for bedtime due to its stimulating nature — think energy, focus, and uplift, not sleep.
