Your favorite Auntie in the rap game, Gifted Gab, just slid a fresh video under our door to remind us what the fuck it is, and it’s Everything G from now until infinity. Savage is an understatement as she goes in swinging bar after bar throughout the entirety of the track. The “Petty (Geemix)” music video, shot by ZooDeVille, doesn’t need anything flashy to get your attention, just Gab, her Lexus, and lyrics more blunt than the weed she’s smoking on. “My name taste good in your mouth, that’s why you salivating, huh?”
Although it’s evident that Gab puts in the work, she probably doesn’t need to. These rhymes seem to move through her veins as swift and as naturally as the blood pumping through her arteries. “Please tell me, what’s better than a thorough bitch? Who got your back in a sitch, gat in my tits…” Gifted Gab is always clever with her lyrics, often taking a comedic approach. Recently, she’s been dabbling in stand-up comedy, and I firmly believe that’s going to add an unmatchable number of punchlines to her bar game moving forward.
The beat produced by Big Mama Trahma bounces in the background as Gab swaps out flows, finding the pocket every time. “And it’s clear, I’m on your grill like Invisalign.” Aggressive from the get-go, Gifted Gab keeps you on your toes with her slick references. “...now I’m pissed off. I don’t hit soft. I’m lightning, I’ll flip your wig off, I’m Riddick Bowe. This a different flow, big daddy boss turned demon like Piccolo.”
You’re going to have to run back this track, “Petty (Geemix)” at least 91 times to catch all the witty elements that Gab weaves into her rhymes. “Sharpshooter, I’m the coolest N- in the whole gym. I got jumper and a thumper disconnect your whole chin. What’s a .22 to a 30-round rib?” I promise you, after you listen to this, when people ask what you’re listening to you’re going to say, “Everything G,” and I put that on me.
Gifted Gab “Petty” (Geemix) Music Video
Catch Gifted Gab with Blimes as their duo, Blimes and Gab joins Atmosphere and Plain Ole Bill for the Party Over Here tour. They’ll be performing at Showbox Sodo in Seattle, WA on Wednesday, October 12th. Get your tickets quick, because this is bound to sell out.
