If you’re anything like me, you’re broke. I mean, festival season is coming up. Seattle rent is high. Cheap, quality marijuana is harder to come by. This is not the time to be on a budget. Luckily for you, I have found the quickest and easiest ways to make money this summer on the premier source for legitimate gigs, Craigslist.
Seattle’s Best Craigslist Gigs!
Are you an aspiring Writer/Photographer?
Perfect opportunity for someone creative! Although if this guy knows anything about modern dating, all he really needs on his Tinder profile is his height, a gym selfie, and a picture of him holding a fish.
Are You a Musician?
The path to musical stardom begins by playing covers and handing out your mixtape. Also, here’s a fun fact: Tracy Chapman, Notorious B.I.G., and my personal favorite, Justin Bieber all started their careers by performing on the street. Your stage awaits!
Calling All Male Models!
Why pay a professional photographer to shoot your headshots when you can have this dirty dish rag pay you in food and kisses for your modeling services?
Female Athlete Needed
Who says women aren’t strong competitors? What a world we live in, where two women can fight sexism by fighting each other and earning $50 in the process.
Army Recruit
I imagine whoever posted this ad looks like either Uncle Sam or a mutant rat sensei named Splinter.
Internet Advertising Specialist
Pros: $400 to let someone post spam from your account. Cons: Your Facebook friends will hate you. But with all that cash, you can buy new friends.
I say you count this on your resume as “management experience.” I mean, you are technically the boss in this scenario, right?
Well, at least the application for this job is easy.
This one might’ve gone too far…