What seems likes an episode of TruTV Presents: World’s Dumbest Criminals was actually a scene outside of Spokane at Apex Cannabis’s Otis Orchards location. However, this guy just had a convincing audition to make next season’s cut.
Early Sunday morning, around 5 am, a man with underwear wrapped around his face and a large black bar in hand tried to pry his way into Apex. The alarm was quickly sounded and police officers arrived with a K9 unit by their side. After one of the most half-hearted escape attempts in the history of crime, the dog and officers quickly moved in and subdued the perp after what looked like an attempt to flee via his vehicle.
The entire scene was captured by the security camera on the front of the building. Besides a few dog bites, nobody was hurt and the general manager arrived to work with the perp in custody. The doors were damaged and will have to be replaced, but nothing that kept them from serving customers. At the very least, the employees had a lot to talk about.
The entire ordeal can be watched below and it’s quite funny, to say the least. Let’s all thank Apex Cannabis for sharing this hilarious moment of complete stupidity.
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